51 Funny Positive Quotes For Work | stories of men (2023)

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From the Tales By Males team, we present 51 Funny Positive Attitude Quotes For Work That Will Help You Make Apositive attitudeat your workplace with a fun cake so you are not stressed at work and be more productive.

These quotes will make yoursattachment to peersmuch stronger and absorbs all the stress you go through all day with a smile on your face, which also plays an important role in your health.

Reading these funny work positive attitude quotes will fill you up from head to toe with energy as you walk into the workplace and leave you feeling more at ease, refreshed and productive throughout the day.

Positive attitude quotes are handpicked by Tales By Males editors, said by celebritiesEntrepreneurs and CEOsaround the world.

We have selected quotes from thousands of quotes about having a positive attitude at work so that they can have a powerful impact on the reader. Our motive is to give our readers thelegitimate informationthat is null instead of showing garbage.

So let's jump straight to Funny Positive Attitude Work Quotes.

Here are the 51 funniest work positive attitude quotes.

1. "I choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person finds an easy way to do it."Bill Gates
2. "Doing nothing is too hard... you never know when it's over."Leslie Nielsen
3. "Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?"Anonymous
4. "No one is ahead of their time unless the boss leaves early."groucho marx
5. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter."Juan Gotti
6. "When my boss asked me who is stupid, he or me? I told him that everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."Anonymous
7. "People who never earn more than they deserve never earn more than they deserve."Elbert Hubbard
8. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter."Anonymous
9. "It takes less time to do something right than to explain why you did it wrong."Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
10. "I am a worker's friend and I would rather be his friend than be one."Clarence Darrow
11. "My phone freezes, I keep hitting the home button, but looking around I'm still at work."Anonymous
12. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter."Juan Gotti
13. "Most people work hard enough not to get fired and get paid enough not to quit."Jörg Carlin
14. "It's funny how no one notices all the good things you do until you do them."Anonymous
15. "Most of what we call management makes people's jobs difficult."Peter Drucker
16. “Television is NOT real life. In real life, people have to leave the cafeteria and go to work."Bill Gates
17. "He's so lazy that if he had work to do in bed, he'd rather sleep on the floor."Paddy O'Dea
18. "It is better to have one person working for you than three people working for you."Dwight D. Eisenhower
19. "An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very limited field."Leo Durocher
20. "If A is success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is fun and Z shuts up."Albert Einstein

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21. "People who never earn more than they deserve never earn more than they deserve."Elbert Hubbard
22. "Every day I get up and look at the Forbes list of the richest people in America. When I'm not there, I go to work."Robert Orben
23. "If you don't like your work, don't go on strike! You log in every day and make it halfway through. That's the American way."Homer Simpson
24. "I am a worker's friend and I would rather be his friend than be one."Clarence Darrow
25. "If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock."claude mcdonald
26. "The best way to appreciate your work is to imagine yourself without it."Oscar Wilde
27. "Most people work hard enough not to get fired and get paid enough not to quit."Jörg Carlin
28. "It's a shame that a man can only work eight hours a day. You cannot eat for eight hours; cannot drink for eight hours; can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work."Guillermo Faulkner
29. "As I got older and more experienced, I realized there are six things I really love about my job. Payday, lunchtime, cashier time, vacation, holidays and of course retirement.tom goes
30. "Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?"Edgar Bergen
31. "You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage ethic."zigzag
32. "As I got older and more experienced, I realized there are six things I really love about my job. Payday, lunchtime, cashier time, vacation, holidays and of course retirement.tom goes
33. "Nothing is as embarrassing as watching someone do something you said couldn't be done."Sam Ewing
34. “I like working, it fascinates me. I can sit and watch there for hours.”Jerome K. Jerome
35. "The only thing that found its way to success was a chicken."Sarah Brown
36. "If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock."claude mcdonald
37. "It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because I was already so famous."Robert Benchley

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38. “The easiest job in the world has to be forensics. surgery on dead people. What's the worst that could happen? If all else failed, you might have had a pulse.Dennis Mueller
39. "Every day I get up and look at the Forbes list of the richest people in America. When I'm not there, I go to work."Robert Orben
40. "Those who work sitting down earn more than those who work standing up."Ogden-na
41. "All you need in this life is ignorance and trust, and then success is assured."Mark Twain
42. "Hard work shows the character of people: some roll up their sleeves, others wrinkle their noses and still others don't get up."Sam Ewing
43. "The best way to appreciate your work is to imagine yourself without it."Oscar Wilde
44. "The elevator to success is broken. You have to use the stairs...one step at a time.joe girard
45. "Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?"Edgar Bergen
46. Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we would be here every day."and Bernard
47. “If you had to explain in one word why the human race has not and never will reach its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'David Barry
48. "Nothing is as embarrassing as watching someone do something you said couldn't be done."Sam Ewing
49. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say that? There is a self-help group for that. He called everyone and they're at the bar.Drew Carey
50. "A diamond is simply a lump of coal that has worked well under pressure."Pariente Hubbard
51. "I work for myself, it's fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.Rita Rudne

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